Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Current Events: They're Russian Around the Neighborhood


We captured 11 accused spies living in America, but none of them had any valuable information to give to Russia. This is like a real life Russian version of BURN AFTER READING.

This could make for a good reality television. Imagine this: 11 Russian spies live together in a cottage next to Sarah Palin. They all try to sneak information to the mother-country while Sarah Palin tries to shoot them down from a helicopter.

It'll be called "Real Spies of Alaska."

No top-secret material? What kind of spying is that? I read in the NY Times that one of the spies has a real-estate business worth more than $2 million. How much does spying pay? Right. I didn't think so. Only in this country can a treacherous person living a lie become a millionaire.

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