When I look at my friends and find a lack of females, I get the urge to befriend some ladies and include them in my social network. Plus, there are many non-sexual benefits to female companions. Here's a list. Feel free to make additions:
1. Hot girls = No cover charge. I accompanied a trio of honeys to First Friday one month and got into a club free of charge. Behold the power of boobs.
2. Gays + Girls = Fun. As a male that is not sexually attracted to females, having them around me is a two-fold benefit. One, I'm not constantly thinking about my appearance or sex appeal and I can focus my attention on more important things like my comedic timing. Two, they bring around the boys like free pizza. I like that. Making straight guy friends is also highly beneficial, especially when I need to learn how to change a car tire.
3. Matchmaking. Playing cupid is always fun, though I don't think I've been able to connect a marriage yet. Hook-ups maybe. But if anyone needs a messanger of love, just tap me on my shoulder and point me to your heart's desire. Otherwise, I will make the final decision.
4. A round of shots on that guy. Yes, men will do many a-stupid things for a broad, including buying rounds of top-shelf liquor for the entire group. Now if I can find two guys vying for the same girl and usher the clique to a bar, I'd be set for a couple of hours.
5. Estrogen. Not gay man estrogen, which only create 'spa days' or hissy fits, but girl estrogen, which make these things called emotions. It counters the testosterone in the air which tends to produce high fives and farts.
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