The Teens

You know what I miss about the 90's? The fact that everyone felt the urge to remind each other it was the 90's. But it never really made sense.

"What? You don't own a pager? But it's the 90's."
"You can't talk to me that way, buddy. This is the 90's!"
"Wear a condom. It's the 90's."

I wonder if the 1790's were like that.

"Dude, slave music is so 90's right now."

I'm bringing it back, man. Not slavery, but the decade thing. Think about it. We are in the second decade of the second millennium since a Jewish zombie prophet came back from the dead and told us to hate fags. I think we need to acknowledge this and start living in the Teens.

That's why the Mayans calender ends the world in 2012. It's the last year before 2013!

"Yeah man, I always carry a taser when I meet someone off Craigslist. I mean, it is the Teens."
"Guess what? I bought an iPad but I don't know why. I love the Teens."
"Wear a condom. It is the Teens."